February 2012
I have the weirdest songs stuck in my head.
I should really start blogging. Like real blogging. How I used to back in the day. Nobody likes to read though. So it’s pointless.
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I would like to make love to Mallory from InsanelyGaming Hope she doesn’t read this on an off chance. That would be awkward. 
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I want to put my penis in you
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I'm not gonna lie, I love ass.
but I mean who doesn’t? And breasts. Breasts are lovely.  I should really get some sleep before I say something more stupid than this. 
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You didn't start anything! You didn't bring back...
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I've never been so hungry in my life!
Everything in the kitchen has to be microwaved. I’m not down to make that kind of noise at 2 in the morning. Why can’t we just buy snack packs like normal families?! Fuck!
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Don't let your girl to to sleep mad.
Or you might wake up to her hovering over you with butcher’s cleaver and an evil grin on her face. 
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I get tired of sending people messages all the...
I would like for people to ask me some questions for once. Fuck!
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H & H: Horny and Hungry.
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It's actually my birthday today.
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"Black Don't Crack!"
Have you ever seen Flavor Flav? Black Don’t Crack my ass!
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iloveyoulikealot replied to your post: iloveyoulikealot replied to your post:… the truest. but when its the right one.. you know. and it doesn’t feel so hard anymore I don’t have time to wait on people. 
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inxdreams replied to your post: inxdreams replied to your post lmfaooo! Didn’t… you should put that on your resume. lmao. Haha Imagine I actually get job offers!
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brownieconfessions replied to your post it means you’re great with names c: I’m good with a lot more ; ) haha no that’s just creepy. 
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inxdreams replied to your post lmfaooo! Didn’t think anyone would actually read that… lol
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iloveyoulikealot replied to your post: iloveyoulikealot replied to your post: I don’t… the fact that all you miss is the sex Relationships are tough. Very physically and emotionally demanding. 
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skyblueerose replied to your post: I don’t miss relationships, but I sure do miss the sex… its not that hard to fuck is it? For a guy (albeit me) yea it is. 
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iloveyoulikealot replied to your post: I don’t miss relationships, but I sure do miss the sex… lol What’s so funny?! HMMM! 
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I don't miss relationships, but I sure do miss the...
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ASDF Movie 4
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It confuses me when two girls take a picture...
You never know who’s who…
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