January 2012
I wonder what the tank top budget was in Fast...
“Nothing changes with the new year. There is no fresh start. You will always...”
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Dragon Age: Come on, baby. It's been a while. Let's go for a quick tussle.
Me: Be quiet, I'm busy.
Assassin's Creed: Yeah, Dragon Age. Shut up. She's playing with me.
Call of Duty: Besides, she'll be playing me next.
Dragon Age: No one's talking to you Call of Duty. You don't even have character interactions like I do, what are you doing here?
Call of Duty: I have the ability to talk to *real* people. Can you do that? I didn't think so.
Skyrim: Guys, she can play me *forever*. How many of you can say that?
Batman: I'm new here. What's the big problem? She's already played me extensively.
Dragon Age: Shut up! All of you! She loves me and only me!
Wii: Can someone tell me what it's like to be played? I have three inches of dust on me. I just... I just want to remember what it feels like.
Sims: It feels great! Especially when she rubs those sliders left and right, or when she customizes a counter top. Ooh, yeah.
Homework: It's really dark in this bookbag.
December 2011
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Banana Joe!
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The Mother of All Hot Wheel Tracks
I would kill to have this. This guy just shitted on every single track ever made.
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“Love is stronger than any addiction. Hell, it is one.”
– Madea (via thematicphilosophy)
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Me: Be honest. Have I changed?
Erika: Yes you have. A lot.
Me: Really? What has changed?
Erika: You wear glasses now
O_O
I'm not even going to make a big deal about the...
No good niggas will be no good niggas in the new year
Simple minded bitches will be simple minded bitches
All these weight loss new years resolutions will go out the window come Monday
This happens every year. How people say they will change. They never do.
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“The sooner we realize that heartbreak is just part of life, the easier it will...”
– Desean Snow (via thematicphilosophy)
“I find it funny that people now come up to me and say, ‘Wow, you are...”
– Raven Symone
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So everyone gets laid off.
Except some black dude and this white girl with a fat ass. She did have a nice ass though. I am upset about this! I know she works at Ontario Mills. When I see here i’m slapping her (ass).
Random. To me a pretty white girl with a big ass is like a crown jewel (whatever that means. it made sense before I typed it). Like it’s not rare, but not abundant.
I am digressing (i’m just...
You do realize that if UPS loses your package they...
So I got laid off.
Totally knew it was going to happen. I was a seasonal worker. We get laid off at the end of the season. It was just cold blooded how it went down. They pulled all the new hires into a training room. Then once we were all nice and cozy the lady said:
“Ok. So as of now you are all laid off”
The room went dead silent. Everyone was in shock. Then it went with her telling us the...
Say you have $100.
Your out with your parents. They know you have money. They just don’t know how much. You never tell your parents exactly how much money you have. Suddenly they want you to pay for everything. Tell them out of that 100, you have 65 (or 70 because I don’t like odd numbers) Then they can’t ask you to pay for anything over 50 dollars because you need some money for yourself....
I am in the mood to troll.
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“The sooner we realize that heartbreak is just part of life, the easier it will...”
– Desean Snow
I'm really picky about my porn.
Everyone has lied at least once to make a good...
“Iam so sad about Ben Breedlove. I watched the video he left for the world to...”
– (via cudlife)
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Kid Cudi pens letter to fan who passed away from... →
Hip-hop artist Kid Cudi has written a heartfelt note to an 18-year-old fan who passed away from a heart attack, one week after the teen posted videos to YouTube about his struggle with a heart condition.
Ben Breedlove suffered from hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, a condition that causes part of the heart to thicken, ABC News reported. In videos posted Dec. 18, Breedlove used notecards to describe...
Time to buy a new tv.
Mine crapped out after only 4 years. Shitty ass tv. This is why I wanted the Sony. It was only 20 dollars more. Oh well I can get a 32 Panasonic for 289.
I just got into Skyrim too. This blows monkey penis.
All this porn on my dash.
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Hey, i've been tagged (procrastinated on this all...
I think I am funny but I am really hilarious (seriously I have people slapping knees.)
I am deathly afraid of spiders
I don’t fit in with my family
I am not afraid of commitment. I am afraid of rejection. Of heartbreak
I have had my share of rejection my entire life
I am a laid back person, until I get angry. It takes a lot for me to get angry.
I am very unorganized. I tend to lose...
Prostitutes creep me out. Drag prostitues scare...
I need more friends that are nocturnal.
You know that one person you like...
blasianxbri:
But they always seem to be playing games or just not showing interest at all. And then one day you’re finally like “Fuck this. I’m just over it. I’m not even gonna talk to them anymore. I’m just gonna forget about it.”
Why is it that you always end up talking to the little fuck anyway?
I hate that shit.
Correction: this shit.
I bought Skyrim today. Well yesterday.
I am so excited to play it. I just got outside wherever the hell I was and into the land of Skyrim. Then I had to go to work. Fuck work. I want to immerse myself in this game like Fallout 3 and New Vegas.
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Man my internet is being a bitch!
How the fuck am I supposed to watch porn now! Uhh I mean study! Yea study! Wait everyone is on Christmas break. I’m not even in school. Crap!
Show up at your family reunion as soon as they...
thematicphilosophy:
This is still going around? This was back in August.
I just finished season 3 of Breaking Bad on...
They really should have season 4 on here. That last episode was like a cliffhanger. I want more Breaking Bad!
Anyway. I am starting Law & Order: SVU from the beginning. Idk if it goes in order, but it’s fun figuring out if people or lying or holding back some information. I can thank L.A. Noire for that. In fact L.A. Noire is just like it, except with some 50’s flavor thrown in.