The Mad Science: Archive

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Mar 1st

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totally forgot I wrote a sex story. Eh it wasnt good anyway.

Mar 1st

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That dog barking outside is making my dick soft. I say some crazy shit at night

Mar 1st

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Evil! Pure Evil!

I shouldn’t be this horny. Where the hoes at? Oh wait they have bed times.

Mar 1st

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“Bottom line: Those couples that are truly right for each other wade through the...”

– Dr. Perry Cox (via thematicphilosophy)

Mar 1st

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I text you first too much.

Mar 1st

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Mar 1st

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Mar 1st

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Mar 1st

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Riley Freeman on Women

Mar 1st

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I feel like talking on the phone.

Mar 1st

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Mar 1st

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Horny. and all this ass on my dash isn’t helping the situation.

Mar 1st

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Damn they have Awareness day for everything.

How about we have an Overall Awareness day and make that shit a holiday. So we can stay home and be aware of what’s going on. Of course that would give us time to be aware of the shit our government is doing to us. So we probably would never have any type of federal Awareness holiday. Government doesn’t want us smart. Just scared.

Mar 1st

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Riley Freeman on Obama

Mar 1st

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Riley Freeman on Women

Mar 1st

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Could someone tag me in something so that damn 1...

It is irritating the shit out of me. Preferrably boobs, but anything is fine =D

Mar 1st

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Feb 29th

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My horniness tends to rub off on people. That or it’s a coincidence they are horny too.

Feb 29th

I'm about to go to sleep.

I’m horny so i’ll just sleep it off.

Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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breathejustbreathecass: torigardiner: luanlegacy: kelvinjcco: OMG! I can’t! LOLOLOLOL DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNN!!!! SHE DROPPED THAT HOE! lmfaooooo wuttt omg no, i can’t even deal, lmfaooo The saddest part of this video: I bet someone spent all day baking that cake and was looking forward to...

Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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When porn is on my dash

Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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put a symbol in my ask. i'll be honest

 † Your religious Views?
 @ Have you ever self-harmed? Why?
 # Relationship with your father?
 $ Relationship with your mother?
 % Who is your most loved person?
 ^ Have you ever been bullied?
 & What is your sexuality?
 ☼ Who makes you the happiest?
 * What is the most heroic thing you've ever done?
 + What calms you down when you're upset?
 ♥ Have you ever fallen in love?
 ¤ Had your heart broken?
 © Have you been betrayed in the past? How?
 ¶ Who do you miss the most?
 § Have you ever attempted suicide?
 ! Share a secret?

Feb 29th

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thematicphilosophy: “The Shake Weight” “Can You Do Me A Solid?”

Feb 29th

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People don't know how to text back in this day and...

ttooori: thematicphilosophy: That or my messages aren’t going through. It’s been happening lately. Eh. Screw AT&T you’re one to talk! you take your happy ass time writing back… lol So I didn’t text you back? And you never responded?!

Feb 29th

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I get horny around this hour. All this porn on my dash isn’t helping me with this paper either.

Feb 29th

People don't know how to text back in this day and...

That or my messages aren’t going through. It’s been happening lately. Eh. Screw AT&T

Feb 29th

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